Easy way to suck your penis

So you want to know how to suck your own dick huh? This technique is basically like squeezing your meat scepter like a tube of toothpaste. There is ZERO scientific evidence that jelqing, or really just squeezing your penis has ANY positive effect on the length of your member. BUT, you need to be extremely patient. Remember, even small physiological factors such as time of day can effect the size of your wiener.

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Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio. Egyptologist David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt , both in the realm of the gods and among the followers performing religious rituals. Michel Foucault cites Artemidorus ' Oneirocritica as identifying the act of "taking [one's] sex organ into one's [own] mouth" as one of three ways to commit "relations with oneself. Few men possess sufficient flexibility and penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend.

First and foremost, it helps like hell to have a long cock. Think about it. You can lick your own crown, tongue your pee-hole, whatever. You can make it work.